I’d just like to take this time to tell you that my life is boring. But only right now, is it boring. Why? Because it’s 11:55 pm, my dad is on the downstairs computer filing taxes, while I should be doing my homework. But, thanks to Microsoft, my free trial of Office-the one you get with a new computer-has expired, and I am too lazy to download the illegal one , err I mean throw away my hard-earned greenbacks down the toilet, so Im upstairs on my computer , well, just basically explaining to you why my life is boring.
But that’s not to say when my pop is done on the computer and I can use Microsoft Word, that my life will be instantaneously more exciting, because that’s not true! Why is my life boring? Well, I wake up, shower, check my email and my facebook, maybe chat with some friends, brush my teeth, and if its a monday or wednesday, I go to class. If its any of the other 5 days of the week, I’m most likely getting ready to go to work. Work, I work at the Giant in Trexlertown, but as my great finnish friend Mira calls it, the catmeat market. (Don’t ask.)
But maybe one can contradict that statement, that just going to work is boring. When in reality, Giant keeps me on my toes. Especially days like today, when I was working U-Scan, the self-checkout section. I experienced just about every kind of person you can think of, nice, fat, old, bitchy, quiet, rambunctious, sweet, dynamic, who knows, whatever adjective you can think of. But this one lady really got my attention. She was freaking out at me, why me? who knows. Well, she was dissatisfied because the tomatoes were under the menu-heading Fruit instead of Vegetables , or was it the other way around, who cares… anyway, this is hardly a reason to get worked up over…
Another lady comes in with her kids, and tells me she has never seen me before… C’mon, I hardly mean to be egotistical, but, I work usually 6 of the 7 days in the week, and I’ve seen this lady and her kids before. She had the guts to tell me that I never am cashier on the front end…
And the one man comes up with glazed-over eyes and asks where he put his bread. I have no clue sir? Where did you last see it? Let’s sit down, and try to re-trace your last few steps… Ok, you picked up the tomato sauce, then you went a few aisles down and got some toothpaste. Did you maybe leave it with the toothpaste and dental floss?
See? boring. I tried livening up the post with some things I experienced today, but it didn’t cut it.
But what does cut it, is right now my wordpress , where I am typing this right now, said for some reason the “didn’t” in the sentence above this one was spelled wrong, so I right clicked, and the first spelling suggestion to come up was dildo. Wow.
I rarely hang out with friends, and I actually rarely watch TV. But yet somehow I have come to the conclusion that there are not enough days in the week, to get things done. But that’s just because I always spend whatever free time I do have, on the computer.
You’re probably bored just reading this. That’s just because you are vicariously experiencing my life, through my blog post. But I just hope that all my other posts are not as boring as this one! Hence my title, contributed and quoted from Ms Emily Buck. (thanks emily!) My life is boring, so I’m just gonna reminisce about when it wasn’t.
So, lemme tell you know about this little cutie in the picture above, her name is Roxane, and she is the little girl of Brit and Eric, and sister of Johan! Who are these people? Well, they are the french family friends of Tine (remember her from previous posts?) and her family. And they lived with us while I lived with Tine, and together, we traversed the great vast lands of Nordrhein-Westfalen (one of the 16 Bundesländer (states) of Germany). This picture was taken at a Dinosaur zoo type museum park thing.